Well, I would say Candace Bushnell. I can watch the shows from her books but the books make me snore and gag. I really don’t like how they are written. I have tried Sex and the City and Lipstick Jungle.
I have to add Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. So boring. Maybe if there had been zombies instead of sea monsters ?
I love James Patterson but I can’t get into the Alex Cross novels. I don’t know why because I love his other novels. LOVE them. I tried the Cross novels and I was bored, the characters left me cold.
Also, Stéphane Bourguignon’s books. They are read as part of the lit curriculum but I just couldn’t relate. Maybe I was too young and I should try again.