Ce que j’ai souhaité aux gens pour l’année 2008


This is what I wish to my readers for 2008 :

  • Zen-like attitude
  • Kids who say thanks and please
  • Functioning ovaries or great sperm count
  • No condom breaking
  • No furballs on your carpets
  • Light and fluffy snow
  • Great nails
  • Extraordinary bargains while shopping
  • Clothes that still fit in a couple of days
  • No major addictions
  • No visits in the hospital (genre pas d’accident ou de maladies qui te forcent à rester à l’hôpital)
  • Zero sniffles
  • Lots and lots of friends on facebook
  • Great and loyal friends in real life
  • Lots of readers
  • Superb story ideas
  • No computer trouble
  • All your points on your driver’s permit
  • Plenty of orgasms, self-induced or with help
  • Zero violence done to you or from you
  • A will of iron while you stop drinking, smoking, cheating, lying…
  • Lots of good coffee
  • Ability of digest all news
  • No pet poop on your bed
  • Self-changing diapers (pour les bébés…à moins que vous portiez des Attends)
  • No diarrhea
  • Regular periods
  • Capacity to digest food at incredible speed and with no belly ache
  • Loyal, nice and sweet lover
  • Loyal and fierce family members
  • Plenty of sick days playing hooky
  • Interest in life and plans
  • New haircut
  • Nose hair trim
  • No pimples
  • Disappearance of cellulite and varicose veins
  • Uncanny ability to walk for miles in high heels
  • Lots of fun